About Red Handed Porn
The long and tangled story of how a system administrator
and a mechanical engineer become dirty rotten pornographers
One day G.A. Sincock woke up to find that he really enjoyed torturing women in bed. (Of course, he only enjoyed abusing those women who enjoyed the torment.) He found many like-minded souls and willing partners, but alas there was no good porn to be had. He thought maybe someday he could put his frustrated writing skills to the task of making the porn he had always wanted.
Meanwhile his good lesbian friend Boots Boccaleone was on her own peculiar journey through the mire of geekhood and sexism that defines mechanical engineering. One day she decided she didn’t want to be the only lesbian her coworkers had ever seen, and she embarked upon a journey to find a nice little job where she could be the only engineer. The very first job she applied for was working for a porn company making robotic sex toys, and as life would have it, the job morphed into porn directing. She produced several shoots for the company, and realized she was both good at it and had lots of ideas for how to make better porn.
After Boots was turned down for the porn director job, and G.A. became even less appreciated at work, they decided to join forces to make the porn of their dreams. Thus, The Good Porn Company was founded in 2005 with little fanfare, no money, but a great deal of talent and enthusiasm.
The Birth of Red Handed Porn
If you do a search for masturbation on google, you get lots of links but none of them bring you real people getting off. We started Red Handed Porn because we like to watch, and we know that other people do too. We also think there is some artistic, educational or scientific merit is seeing the very different ways that people pleasure themselves (and we are not just saying this to avoid having the big bush in the oval office throw us in the clinker).
We hold these truths to be self evident:
- Pornography has sucked:
- It is all so fake.
- Plot is so bad that it is funny.
- Graphics are butt ugly, with lots of flashing, blinking naked parts.
- Film quality is poor with lots of washed out pussies.
- It is just not hot.
- It can be a lot better:
- Red Handed Porn brings you real orgasms from real people.
- We don’t create fake scenarios. We work with the talent to document their auto-erotic fantasies and routines.
- Holy shit, we have a real graphic designer.
- We also have experienced video people who work in the talent’s environment to make the production quality damn good.
- By making it real and beautiful, Red Handed Porn brings you six hot episodes every month. Enjoy!
