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Kink-wee And Much Masturbation Artistry
July 27, 2007 - 2:22 PM
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Well, Apple is making my life a living fucking hell. They 'updated' the software that we use to compress our video into the various formats for your eager consumption, and in the process they fucked things up good. Even though lots of people all over the globe are all reporting the same show stopping problems, they called me today to say they still couldn't verify the problems were real. WTF!
Anyway, it has been on our schedule for a month now that we would release today Sadie Lune's latest episode where she has a bloody, Pee-wee Herman kind of masturbation event, to promote her totally fun, totally hot event Paul Reuben's day. Well the episode has been edited for over a week now, but Apple made another 'update' to Quicktime which I hoped might fix their other problems. Boy was I wrong. I spent all morning trying to figure out how to role back my Quicktime version. I mean these problems are so bad they are worthy of Microsoft. So, I am hoping to bring you the latest episode tomorrow, just in time for Sadie Lune's Pee-wee Herman event: Paul Ruebens' Day!
The Pee-wee Herman Masturbation Adventures
Any of you who have watched an interview with Sadie Lune know that she is not just sexy, she is smart, political, practical and grounded too. So, when I heard that she was one of the founders and the main organizer of Paul Reuben's Day, I was reminded of a quote that the KPFA radio activist, Caroline Casey often espouses. It goes something like this: "Times are too dire for the luxury of reality." Yes they are. Absurdity, fiction and bizarreness make the world a saner, truer place. And according to Sadie very few do it better than the genius Paul Reuben in his work as Pee-wee Herman.
Paul Reubens has also been unhappily stigmatized with indecent exposure (in 1991). Yup, he was busted for masturbating in a porn theater ... where everyone should be masturbating right? Isn't that what the venue is about? But if you are the star in a sophisticatedly absurd children's show, you are supposed to be celibate. I think it is appropriate to point out at this point that priests who do commit themselves to a sex-free life, have been receiving a lot of notoriety for breaking their vows in the worst possible way. I would sooner trust a child with Paul Reuben than your average priest, because the oppression of sexuality only leads to explosions of inappropriateness. If Reubens was getting his rocks off on "Nurse Nancy" he is not much of a pedophile.
So, just what is this Paul Reubens' Day? For the last five years Sadie has been organizing the event where 30-60 people, dressed in all manor Pee-wee, visit toy shops and porn shops, humping each other on street corners while being absurdly fun. They pass out red bow ties and harass passing adults. This year they are returning to the SF neighborhood of North Beach. If it sounds like a good time it is. Check it out this Saturday, July 28th at noon. Details can be found at Paul Reubens' Day. Also, after the neighborhood romp, Sadie has organized a playhouse fundraiser for the St. James Infirmary and The Center For Sex & Culture.
The Lady Monster Radio Pod Spot
Somewhere in the course of talking to Lady Monster during her shoot, she mentioned that she does pirate radio. So, today I got an email from her stating that she was doing a radio show dedicated to Sadie's Paul Reuben's event and her related episode for us, which was bloody. I guess I forgot to mention that. Sadie popped our cherry with the first ever menstrual masturbation. It wasn't like the mild red taint of wetness either. She was full on gushing by the end, and characterized her pussy as a bloody destroyer.
So, tomorrow, Lady Monster will be interviewing Sadie Lune. The station is Pirate Cat Radio, and podcasts can be downloaded at Lady Monster's Podcast Lair. Apparently, we are honorary sponsors, somehow. Rock on! Speaking of which ...
Masturbation Musicians
Hey, so remember how I talked about the queer dude, Juba Kalamka, who got yanked by Nina Hartley at the Masturbate-a-thon. Well, it turns out that masturbation and having a fine young cock aren't his only talking points. He just released another album: Deep Dickolective's "On Some Other". His promo says: "Nerdy, wordy homiesexual hip hop. don't be scurred. Queer Is Black." I tend to be musically hard to please in my eclectic desire for ... something, so it means a lot when I say I like these songs: Go buy the album after check out the samples below:
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For Colored Boys:
Other Countries:
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But, wait there is more! When we were just baby pornographers trying to make a little film from our first episodes to submit to various film festivals (who all rejected us), we were looking for music to put with our film and one group, The Mouthfulls, rose to the amazing challenge. It was part of the deal that we shoot them some publicity. I have wanted to put their music up for some time, but I couldn't convert the album (yes they made a whole album for us) to mp3. I am still working on it, but I hope that my very next post will be a bunch of mp3s of their masturbation album.
